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February 23, 2007

Video Diary Entry Twenty Six: I’ve been diagnosed!

Filed under: interesting, Video, videos, youtube — youtubemovie @ 3:31 pm

Youtube Commments:
1st psot!!! I thought you want to go with Jacob instead of Sophia… and you failed what? I thought you’re resmarted. Have you researched jobs for Geometry, because when you’re building something huge, you might need it. Can you add me as a friend in your myspace?

a)Your diagnosis as “cool”: Not funny. b)Leave Sophia alone before you find her dad’s boot up your ass and a restraint order in front of your nose as you lay curled up in pain on the cold pavement.

Get a hint already, kid. Neither one of them like you. You messed it up with Jacob when you pissed on him like some kind of fool, and you messed it up with Sophia when you told her you loved her like a lovesick idiot and then touched her without her permission.

Wow Your a Bad Actor and you lisp annoys me and no girl could actually like you your nose is a monstousity, a 53 WOW considering you have no life i thought you would study all day and geometry..is not about money retard wow your fucking dumb. Your parents should killed you already,ah ah ah ah ah sttttuuudddeerrrr like like im like wow shut the fuck up.

hhaaa funny diagnosed with cool! i love that. my boyfriend and i also thought the geometry joke was pretty funny! we watched all ur videos today! people suck! but there are nice people out there. p.s next video shout out to Steve and Lauren from upland california🙂 that’d be cool! thx

Dax, don’t lose heart just because of geometry. I remember I failed a geometry test once with a 54%. Quite a few people failed it so I just shrugged it off and moved on. Don’t let your grades keep you down. They’re not the most important thing. Besides, you have bigger and better fields of mathematics to study.

I know you’re interested in Sophia but it’s certainly not worth pursuing her anymore. I know she’s attractive (sexually) but she obviously doesn’t feel the same way about you. If you stop thinking about her she will fade from your mind and you can move on.

You failed a geometry test? I thought you’re resmarted! And I thought you’re going out with Jacob instead of Sophia. You should use Geometry when you work at Albertsons, just so you can measure the cereal boxes by using rectangular prisms.

BTW, can you please add me on your Myspace?

Hahaha your sick with the ‘rad’ disease!! Dax you’re so resmarted, i love it..good luck with the grade =/ when i’m a billionaire i know i won’t need geometry. as for sofia? well, i think just leave her alone for now, she obviously doesn’t know what she’s missing.

and jeez! that isn’t YOU on myspace?!?! i even made friends with that person =[ that’s messed up.

No comments yet? Well I just watched all of your videos! And I’m impressed! I collect inspiration for… my dreams of doing my own films oneday… and you inspire me in a Napoleon Dynamite (spelling??) kind of way. I think you’re clever and I like your videos a lot. I wish I was as brave as you.

No, don’t give her presents like that. Those were meant for you, how would those people who gave them to you feel? She’s not even your girlfriend, don’t get overeager.

Yeah, geometry sucks, unless you want to do math or science or anything with computers in your future career, you don’t need it. It’s absolutely useless in the “real world”.

my old trick for passing math tests in high school was writing out the formulas and examples on the desk in pencil. its usually too hard to see unless you get real close to it and when youre done with the test you can just smudge the cheat notes off with your thumb.

well, bluooh bluooh bluooh. Whay would anyone care what message board you post on? Or don’t post on?

And if you are ever gonna do anything worth while or go anywhere worth going you ARE going to need some geometry.
Imagine yourself a 43 years old retard who never learned geometry and still doesn’t know that 1 million dollars in 100 dollar bills WILL fit in a 5 gallon bucket. Geometry will tell you important things such as this.

well, bluooh bluooh bluooh. Whay would anyone care what message board you post on? Or don’t post on?

And if you are ever gonna do anything worth while or go anywhere worth going you ARE going to need some geometry.
Imagine yourself a 43 years old retard who never learned geometry and still doesn’t know that 1 million dollars in 100 dollar bills WILL fit in a 5 gallon bucket. Geometry will tell you important things such as this.

dax: the good news is this. highschool isn’t going to matter much once it’s over. bad grades in geometry are very small events in the grand scheme of things. chin up man

ps: as much as you like that girl, she’s probably not worth the effort. spend the money and giftcards on yourself… it’ll be much more fulfilling.

Geometry? Well, dude, think about it. What JOB are you gonna have that’s gonna get you a billion dollars? How ya gonna get that job? Ya gotta go to college. And in college, you’re going to need an understanding of geometry to pass other math courses which ARE useful in the future.

lisping little fag. Remember his face, once hes been bullied for years, hell become another leftist pussy who hates America, loves PETA, is in touch with his feminine side, and feels guilty about being white.
Geeky little bitch, see him appearing at your local ‘Im a homo and pretend to be proud to hide my inadequacies’ rally.

is it just me or did he seem less retarded after he was posted on break and everyone started watching his videos and calling him fake?

if you aint fake dax you would mention my name in your next blog!
Leet Sawse or Summers end either one…
but uh, yeah i toko geometry last year pretty ghey!

ur dumb… i can do geometry in my sleep. its so incredibly easy, that it’s boring. oh and you wanted to give sophia a gift? give her a card that says: “sorry for stalking you. to make it up to you, i promise NOT to tutor you in geometry cuz i’m dumb and got a 53 on a geometry test. you’re very welcome.”

does anyone think he seems less retarded after all those fake claims have come out?

i still have faith in ya dax!
but if you arent fake then you should say my username or “leet sawse” in your video to make sure you keep it real!

plus yeah geometry sucks bayad

Stop saying its fake. Just because something is hard to grasp doesn’t mean its not real. The guys fucking talking about a geometry test and uses disingenous expressions like “i’ve seen better i’ve seen worse.” If you were writing a skit like this would you put such mundane dialogue?

“My mom…she’s probably gonna get mad at me.” OH MY GOD THAT CAN’T BE REAL!

I- uh- I- you- uh- like- uh- you- like- uh- um- uh- you have no charisma whatsoever. Why are you posting video diaries? There is nothing interesting or unique or cool about high school, no matter what you may think now. Millions of people have gone through it before you and are going through it right now.

You are not a beautiful snowflake.

So let me get this straight; You’d rather post videos of yourself goofing off in a camera and humiliating yourself than make a myspace or post on a message board? I don’t see the logic there.

Secondly, you know it takes effort and brains to get rich, right?

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