I think the reason you couldn’t recall the name of the “celebrity” who shared this remedy is because he ain’t no count. He is just about as shameless as a man can be. Do you remember who it was now? Maybe I am wrong about who I think it was. We can always ask that amazing man we love who has the steel trap memory.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan’s Isle.